When did you get back? And when were you going to call me? Or answer one of my 47 texts?
Started this thing as a repository for all the crap i stumble across on the internet that i find entertaining, hope that you share said feelings of joy.
"Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict."